im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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