Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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