Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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