Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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