can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I have already put on my inside pants.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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