her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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