just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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