I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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