Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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