OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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