Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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