she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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