So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
