Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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