I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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