i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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