oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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