I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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