if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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