So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
