You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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