I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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