I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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