Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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