Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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