Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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