Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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