Don't you send me to vm
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
