dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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