We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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