My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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