We're facebook friends in real life
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Randomize
