Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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