apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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