please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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