If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
