a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Randomize
