JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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