In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My nipple is on Facebook.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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