shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
