I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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