hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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