Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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