i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I wanna passion pit in your ass
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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