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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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