i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
