But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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