Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
she told me i tasted like america
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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