I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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