Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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