i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
