oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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