pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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