Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm at about main and main street
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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